Get a bunch of grads together and throw out a line, and you will be regaled for a good hour with “things you can’t believe my teacher said about tznius.” Add yours in the comments.
“I had a teacher… who said verbatim, ‘The heat of gehenom is worse than the heat of wearing tights.'”
“I had a chassidish teacher in 7th grade who was waaaay too extreme for the girls in my school. Once she was at our class melave malka and was horrified to see that we were all wearing nude tights. She gave us a whole mussar speech about how terrible nude tights are (although most other teachers wore them). She ended with a fiery “Only bulletproof tights are fireproof — from the fires of gehenom!’ We were like “Waaaat?” Then a girl raised her hand and said, “But Mrs. Principal wears nude tights too. Are you going to tell her this too?”
“I was told that my jean skirt is the cause of the churban.”
“No, for each generation the Bais Hamikdash is not rebuilt, it’s like we destroyed it, and in our generation, it was my skirt that did it.”
“If you Flatbush girls wear nude tights, the boys won’t know your legs are covered and may do an aveirah and then it’s your fault.”
I was wearing my hair down and my teacher said I looked like “a shloch.” I have no idea what that was so I just laughed.
“Your shirt is so tight it looks like you left it in the dryer.”
“Nail polish? Do you want to be Jewish?”
“If you think your brother isn’t attracted to your kneecaps, think again.”